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Testicle Bike Balls Tail Light For Night Cycling

Testicle Bike Balls Tail Light For Night Cycling

  • $14.95
  • Save $20


" OK, you can’t take this light seriously. It is supposed to look like your scrotum is hanging off the rear of your bicycle seat – that is, if your scrotum is made of white silicone. The light comes packaged in a rigid plastic cover that easily comes apart to remove your scrotum. However, if you choose not to touch your scrotum, you can easily press the button through the packaging to test the light and give yourself a pair of blue balls. Pressing the button 2 and 3 times allows you to flash your blue balls alerting anyone of your presence when moving around in the dark. Your balls can dangle by a cleverly placed hole in your scrotum -- you can easily hang them anywhere.

Although your scrotum is marketed as a bicycle light, the package points out that you can also dangle your blue balls from your mountaineering gear. Not sure why the manufacturer didn’t provide more choices for use, but you are only limited by your imagination. I gave this to a buddy who now has them hanging from his car rear view mirror, where he can easily flash his balls when he needs them. Looks great when driving at night!" ★★★★★
- Jeremy Franco
Ontario, Canada

Grab your Discounted Testicle Bike Balls Tail Light For Night Cycling while the store LAUNCH DISCOUNT is on. Once we reach 200 unit sales, we will be increasing the price back up to $34.99 USD.

Quick, only 10 available! Limit 2 per customer.

  • MORE VISIBLE AND NOTICEABLE: Bob-around while you cycle, making you safer and more confident as you ride through the city streets at night
  • DURABLE AND WATERPROOF: High-grade silicone body with integrated strap and on/off switch; Water-proof, can be used in any rainy weather
  • EASY INSTALLATION: Mount effortlessly on the back of your bike seat; Easy to install and replace the battaries (Includes 2xCR2032 batteries).
  • THREE LIGHT MODES: Single blue LED with three light modes - solid / slow flashing / fast flashing.
  • CASH BACK GUARANTEE: We have a 100% cash back guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase!

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